Monday, May 7, 2007


Today was a good day, and I'm too tired tonight to write much. I joined a new gym that's around the corner from my house, and at one point I felt like I was at the gay bar there were so many gayboys there.

Today's picture is a photo I keep in a frame on my desk at work. I got so sick of everyone asking if I had a girlfriend when I first started working for my company that I came up with this. I call her Bertha, and I tell everyone she's my girlfriend that is currently in prison. When they ask what she did to end up in prison, I tell them that it is illegal to be that hot.

Really, Bertha was the before photo from a Slim Fast ad cut out of a magazine. But they don't have to know that.

*click the pic to enbiggen*


Jaye said...

Bertha - ha, ha! You have such a great sense of humour.

Years ago when my sister first started dating her boyfriend he didn't come around the family much. Our older sister asked why, so to save our younger sister from some uncomfortable explanation I told her that he had been in prision in New Mexico for a few years and didn't like to talk about it. She was shocked & dumbfounded wondering what he had done. A good six months later our younger sister finally told her I'd made it all up. ;)

Glad you had a good day.

Katie said...
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Katie said...

lol...btw, this is shinythings, in my blogger incarnation.